Saturday, May 21, 2005

Whatta man

When you call a guy on a Friday night and he is out at the club with his boys he can do several things. He can:

A) Ignore the call, let his voicemail pick up, and maybe call you back the next day, if he's not too hungover.
B) Answer the call but scream incoherently into the phone because he can't hear you over the booty music in the background. Or he could,
C) Yell, "Hold on!" ask the doorman for a stamp, and actually go outside to say, "What's up shorty!?"

If you get an A man, you need to let him go, cuz that guy will cheat on your ass. If you get a B man you need to be patient, because maybe he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but at least he tries. If you find a C man, you better hold on, cuz that one is a keeper.

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